Apr 23rd, 2010, 08:25 PM
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How to cut off your own penis
What you need:
1. A pair of sharp scissors
Grab the tip of your penis with your index finger and thumb and hold firmly. It is preferable to remain flaccid here: stretch your penis taut, and with your other hand, use the scissors to sever your own penis. It will surely bleed, I haven't myself, but if you want you could duct tape it shut. You would need to remove the duct tape once a day and pour Listerine or some sort of hard liquor onto the bloody dick stump. Do whatever you like with your dick. Fry it up, leave the skin on if you want. If you like fried food this is a way for you to eat fried food and still lose weight.
Scared? Don't be. Dr. Society wants you to "know" that "human penises, when severed, do not regenerate". Psss, BALLOON ANIMALS!
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