Main Event Update

[pkrkat]

for those of you who might care..Nick,Twelver..my son in law will be going into Day 5 tomorrow of the WSOP main event..he is already in the money

YAY for him !

[crash]

One fucking time please.

etc.

I'm booking my trip for November. I'll be there in October too for the civil war, keeping the cannon blue in enemy territory.

[Pok 7's]

Congrats Nick... Is he the only one left going into Day 5 out of the original crew?

[Bosox1]

Yes he was. He finished in about 460th or something. Pretty fucking good run.

[Satern1]

Hmm,
A very good run and congrats in order, must have taken home around $27.5k then?

It's very nice work, I just hope he's not beating himself up now for not seeing, or seeing too late, or seeing and ignoring, my wsop gold bracelett advice thread.

Maybe thinking he could have added roughly an extra $8.9 mill to that win, had he pursued the offer.
Still, well done on the run

[Spikey]

He wouldn't be beating himself up I'm sure. His mother in-law would be very proud of him.

But I'm sure if you make him the champion next year his mother in-law would even give you a kiss. Well maybe not actually, but you can always try.

[Satern1]

his mother in-law would even give you a kiss.

Oh I don't think that would be an issue, I believe there's always been a teeny weeny crush there,
pics required first obv.

However, let us not hijack or distract this thread, from the congratulary note it started upon.

[scuter]

I'd like to congratulate Nick on being smart enough to no longer post here.

You guys call that 'banter'? Don't do banter. If you don't know how to banter.

And you don't.

[Satern1]

I'd like to congratulate Nick on being smart enough to no longer post here.

You guys call that 'banter'? Don't do banter. If you don't know how to banter.

And you don't.

Oh come come sir,
Isn't banter what a forumn is all about and what this particular one is sadly lacking, a bit of tongue in cheek and derring-do?
rather harmless, but if offensive to you, could always take the path you congratulate Nick on.

[Spikey]

you, could always take the path you congratulate Nick on.

Hint: You need to sign up for Satern's seminar.

[scuter]

I'd like to congratulate Nick on being smart enough to no longer post here.

You guys call that 'banter'? Don't do banter. If you don't know how to banter.

And you don't.

Oh come come sir,
Isn't banter what a forumn is all about and what this particular one is sadly lacking, a bit of tongue in cheek and derring-do?
rather harmless, but if offensive to you, could always take the path you congratulate Nick on.

No, I love banter. I banter every chance I get. I've been reliably told my banter is not bad banter at all, when I'm in a bantering mood.

You guys were attempting banter. Attempted banter is painful when it falls short of the [low] watermark for acceptable banter. I'm being too harsh of course, one must fail at bantering before they can just up and banter away one day. You see, we *build* to that.

But my criticism will make you a better banterer...in time. That is, if you're serious about the banter game. And frankly, I'm not sure it's the game for you.

It's a tough life, being a paddler of banter. Few appreciate your product. No one pays for it. It's lonely and a labour of love.

[Satern1]

Few appreciate your product. No one pays for it. It's lonely and a labour of love.

That's probably because your banter is of the tl;dr -yawn ilk,
the 'sorry missed that, say again?' variety

not a good indication of quality banter.