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Religiotards please read

Postby crash » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:13 am

I found this on another site and sadly can't claim authorship:

Christians are Demon Possessed, Devil Worshipping, Cannibalized Vampires

What is the difference between a monkey, a Jew and a pig? There is no difference according to the Qur’an, which reveals Allah transformed some Jews into monkeys and swine and Genetic/DNA testing will confirm this. Christian’s unjustified arrogance is only exceeded by their brutal stupidity; as Muslims and Jews both know the following Commandments invalidate Christianity; yet Christians continue to disobey Allah and perform vile, inhumane and depraved acts of cannibalism and vampirism on a Jew’s corpse and call it “religion”.

1. You shall have no other gods before Me.
2. You shall not make for yourself a carved image—any likeness of anything that is in the heaven above or that is in the earth beneath or that is in the water under the earth.

Out of sheer depravation and ignorance, Christians worship their murdered Jew god by eating his corpse like cannibals and drinking his blood like vampires and they have taken the murder weapon (cross) as their symbol of faith; as the cross is nothing more than an object from the crime scene. If Christians read the Qur’an they will learn that Allah placed the resemblance of Jesus’ face on another man, put Jesus to sleep and raised him to heaven. The Jew’s murdered who they thought to be Jesus, which means Christians are snacking on an anonymous Jew. However, the most vile and evil act Christians perform in their pagan rituals is the invocation of Satan in his original form; “a smokeless flame of fire”. Christians invoke Satan every time they light a candle on the altar. Muslims and Jew’s both know that Satan was created from a “smokeless flame of fire”.

Evangelicals are the most evil of all humans, as they invite demons to possess their bodies so they can communicate with Satan in his language (Speaking in Tongues). Christians are so stupid, they believe demonic possession is acceptable because the demons are “Holy” ghosts” and “Holy” spirits, Christians also believe that Jesus lives through them by eating his corpse; but they are too dumb and deluded to understand that what they eat, they $hit out; reducing their Jew god to a pile of $hit. The most evil Evangelical is the treasonous, lying, winking, and racist, bible-belt b-itch, Sarah Palin. Sarah and her equally racist Tea Party followers want to take America back from Barack Obama; this foolish platform is an indication of Sarah’s lack of knowledge of American politics; because everyone in the world knows that Barack kneels at the Jew’s hooves and kisses their deformed a$$es just as Sarah does. If the treasonous b-itch wants to take America back, she will have to take it back from her AIPAC monkey masters. Sarah also stated during her failed campaign that “America should not question Israel”, obviously the airhead b-itch is content to allow the homicidal, high school dropout, Meir Dagan, the head of the Mossad, continue to control our Military Industrial Complex and Sarah is now campaigning on a “Christian Values” platform. What is “Christian Values”? It’s when your unmarried teenage $lut daughter gets pregnant and instead of aborting the b-astard, the $lut keeps the b-astard.

I urge Christians to avoid all things “Holy” i.e. Spirit, Ghost, Bible and Communion. To those evil, blood-thirsty Christians who will murder Jesus after his Resurrection for the sole purpose of bleeding him out to bath in his blood to wash their sins away; I urge you to reconsider your diabolical worship of a anonymous dead Jew because on the Day of Resurrection when you see your Jew masters true form; the Qur’an states: “…their eyes will stare in horror and they will sink into a fainting from horror…” and Christians will only wish they had been Muslims in the life of this world, as they will learn Islam is the only religion that Allah will accept from His slaves to gain entry to Paradise.
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Re: Religiotards please read

Postby Spikey » Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:22 pm

"Evangelicals are the most evil of all humans, as they invite demons to possess their bodies so they can communicate with Satan in his language (Speaking in Tongues). "

I would question this part because "speaking in tongues" isn't referring to the language that they might be communicating in.
Maybe the evangelicals aren't as evil as it says.
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Re: Religiotards please read

Postby Pok 7's » Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:37 am

crash wrote: If Christians read the Qur’an they will learn that Allah placed the resemblance of Jesus’ face on another man, put Jesus to sleep and raised him to heaven.


That's some trick imo

The Jew’s murdered who they thought to be Jesus, which means Christians are snacking on an anonymous Jew.


Anonymous Jews...... It's what's for dinner.


Honestly anyone who has to text mask the naughty words can't have much credibility.
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Re: Religiotards please read

Postby Satern1 » Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:46 am

here's another one ya'll enjoy

http://ivyjoy.com/fables/hansel.html
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Re: Religiotards please read

Postby scuter » Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:42 am

Pok wrote:
crash wrote:The Jew’s murdered who they thought to be Jesus, which means Christians are snacking on an anonymous Jew.


Anonymous Jews...... It's what's for dinner.


I can confirm they taste a lot like undercooked chicken.

I have more 'respect' for insane jihadists than moderates. Both are fucking insane but only one group is truly dangerous. And it's not the fucking psychos who kill themselves with explosives wrapped around their genitals.

Hint: it's the other group.
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